Had two dreams two nights in a row where I killed someone.
The first one was great. (I suppose that sounds odd, but bear with me). I beat the shit out of and, conequently, killed an old fucktard bully from the mormon church named Brad Johnson. I felt a huge sense of retribution when I woke up. I was pleased, but would've felt even better if it had ( Read more... )

Kay.

SIIICCKKNNESSSS!

I've been sick for the past four days. 
It's not even the all impressive puke-your-guts-out-and-wallow-in-your-regurgitated-dinner...no, this is the annoying cough, gag, cough, *headache!*, stand up = get dizzy = lie down = incapable of breathing lying down = no sleep = no energy. Cough. Gag. *at this point you hope you're gonna ( Read more... )

God...okay...the wedding ( Read more... )

Feeling kind of low.
This past week has been hell and do you know why? Because of a goddamn coupon. I kid you not. (Trust me, I am not in a 'kidding' mood.) So to explain the situation as quickly as possible, I will start with the $2.00 Petco coupon.  On the end of certain receipts, a $2.00 coupon would print out for the customer to use on their ( Read more... )

No, really, it is snowing ( Read more... )

Hunting Humans ( Read more... )